Sunday, May 9, 2021

Tales of the Scruffy City

Cardboard oblivion, warped at-work ethic

Cardboard ride to oblivion  Once you’ve made the decision to get wasted on a Saturday night, your next choice is to decide which substance (or substances) to choose from that are available from the hundreds...

Dave the Disturbance, free air sniffs and free Jack at work

Yes, 5 shots of Jack will get you a DUI And  what would an installment of this column be without at least one idiot catching a truly legendary buzz and then getting behind the wheel? We...

Your brain on crack cocaine (and poop)

Your brain on crack cocaine  Most of us, when we get wasted on the chemical intoxicant of our choice, actively try to avoid interacting with members of the law enforcement community. In fact, we’ll usually...

Reality, nudity, sovereign citizens

A little “parking,” running is good exercise  Ah, youth.  While many 20th century traditions seem to be fading into obscurity, it’s good to see at least one is still being honored by kids today: finding a...

Winded outlaws, a truly fine hotel

Knox’s Fell Beast of the Air Some advice to future outlaws, in two words: gym memberships. You see, outlaws aren’t usually in the best of shape if they make it out of their early 20s.Too much...